Shock Jock With Krull Valhalla

[T.E.W.]

I have to Say One of The Better Shock Jocks I have Done, and Loved the Ending Of it, I'll be Posting the Full Script myself, but also leaving the Link to the AwX boards up it up here

pub39.bravenet.com/forum/3294514872/fetch/449120/

[T.E.W.]

(08/19/05 17:57:27 )


Joey Hutch
"The Hutch"
A.W.X. Temp Lead Announcer
AWX
FUEL BRAND
{Is at the Announce table}
says to ALL: *Sits back down to MY announce table as the fans are still chanting my name as I put the headset on with a grin* "Damn it...let me tell you fans...THAT was the most satisfaction I ever had in my 5 year announcing career..enough of that...its time AWX delivers on its promises..this is PPV..and now..as advertised..he is here TeW is IN the house..Mac D is here and I think he actually took Krulls offer and we may just be going to have "The Shock Jock" hour here LIVE in AWX country..this could be explosive fans..Mac D may be walking into the garden of evil here.."

(08/19/05 18:04:36 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to ALL: ~the Lights hit as Return of the Mac hits, and the Fans Pop outta there minds, and just befor the song hits full it cuts out to and is replaced with Mack 10's Hate in Yo eyes, and out he comes throught the curtin and stands atop the stage looking out to the fans, the Famous Smirk of his Clearly Seen, the AwX Tron showing Much of Mac's Wrestling history inculed the Buy out of DwF, making way down the ramp, stopping to slap fans hands here and there the Music jams, coming round ring side as afew tech guys fix the ring up with the rug, and chairs coffee table and water jug with glasses, walking round the ring,and stops to look Joey...and Grins Givin him the Props, befor rolling in the ring, and Takes the Mic~


(08/19/05 18:06:44 )



Joey Hutch
"The Hutch"
A.W.X. Temp Lead Announcer
AWX
FUEL BRAND
{Is at the Announce table}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: "The MAC is here in the house...fans THIS will be very interseting..there is certainly NO love lost between AWX and TeW that is for sure...what a reception Mac is getting...Tew Is certainly making strides lately..I think that fact has poor Krull itching at the collars..I love it!"


(08/19/05 18:11:14 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to ALL: Welcome Fans to The First Very T.e.W.Shock Jock Hour To be Done Outside of a T.e.W. Ring, We Come to you From the Heart of Where many Say The Ring start of it All Came From, Fuck XwA and Its Bullshit, RwC, DwF,CwF, and even T.e.W. is a Spin off of AwX , Now anuff Blowing smoke up my Guest ass, whateles can be Said about the Man that the so Called "Big Boys" spit on and stands above them with the Crowen Jewel that is Rp Wrestling ~the Fans go Crazy Cheering this On~ Now he didn't take up my offer to come and sit down with Myself adn RwC owner Honey Coombes, and thats alright, Cuz never let it be said T.e.W.is afriad to step up to bat, please fans, puts your hands together for one of the man who bulit it all
THE ANIT-XTREME KRULL VALHALLA

[T.E.W.]

(08/19/05 18:15:31 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is on the top of the Ramp}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *The familiar "Turn The Page " by Metallica roars over the sound system as the arena is bathed in boos as I part the curtains sauntering out onto the top of the ramp XCW title belt around my waist wearing a "Horses Of Valhalla" T-Shirt...I look down to the ring poiting and uttering something incomprehensible to Mac D..as I begin my walk down the isle..I slowly walk up the ring steps stopping along the way jawwing with a few fans with A "Bonesaw" sign in the front row..finally after what seems like forever..I walk into the Shock Jock hour set..undoing the title belt and folding it and setting it down on the coffe table in front of us..I look you in the eye with a grin as I look out to the fans who now begin a "Krull Sucks" chant..i flip them off the lock my eyes on YOU*


(08/19/05 18:19:33 )



Joey Hutch
"The Hutch"
A.W.X. Temp Lead Announcer
AWX
FUEL BRAND
{Is at the Announce table}
says to ALL: "I just dont have a good feeling about this..Krull Valhalla is a snake in the grass..if Mac D never walked into a trap before...hes walking into one right now...


(08/19/05 18:22:52 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~smirks at you and looks you over~ Well Well Well Krull Valhalla, Welcome to The True Hot Seat for Wrestling Interviews....the Shock Jock Hour ~waits as the Fans Pop at that~ Please have a Seat ~takes mine~ Now Krull, you mind If I call you that ~keeps on without waiting for an answer~ Tell us how the Man came to be where he is today ~leans back in my seat and lites a smoke~


(08/19/05 18:28:27 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *Smirks looking at you..I take a seat on the couch glaring at you* "I see you had the balls to show up...*grins as I grab a bottle of water* "How did I begin...I wrestled for years in Japan...busted my ass...for a compay called Japanese Extreme Warfare Championship Wrestling..you may have hraed of it..JEWCW...I was big in Japan..I won their title..but something was never right..I was unheard oif in the United States..no matter how many Japanese Wrestlers I beat..I got no coverage..I got a call from one of my friends stateside..Nate Raymaond..aka "Reign" he told me about this local wrestling outfit growing in Miami that he had just signed with..called The XWA...after a few weeks of negoations..old Krull gathered a few friends from JEWCW which at the time was in a bit of financial trouble and brought JEWCW to XWA..and the fireworks began.."

(08/19/05 18:32:00 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~grinz~ your damn right I showed up man, wouldn't miss it for the world, and yes I have heard of the JEWCW, and its true you we're big in Japan, but heres where everyone wants to hear from you the Topic Everyone wants to hear....your time in XwA, The people who have run it over the years and in to the Ground, Namely Bubba and his Slut of a Daughter and Lexie ~the Crowd Roars its approvel of this~


(08/19/05 18:37:15 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: "You see I compare XWA to a woman..it looks good..it may please you from time to time..but in the end its just a pain in your ass that you have to cut loose. We did a "Invasion storyline with XWA..Crimson was in charge of booking at the time and let me run wild with the ball..we did. Before long everyone was jumping on the band wagon..the JEWCW invaders were growing like the plague..we had myself..Tenzahn..Reign..Carnage...to name a few...we reaked havok all over XWA..unfortunately when Bubba and Alexis came back into office..suddenly I became public enemy number one..you see we had feuds with Nightmare..Crimson..Honey..everyone who was part of XWA at the time..it was the first real EVENT that XWA ever had and we were making a TON of money..however..Alexis pulled the plug...you see to say we didnt get along was an understatement...and Bubba was so far up her ass he could see the light of day...so it all came to a halt..suddenly Reign up and quit...carnage was no longer allowed to be part of The "Invasion"..and then they told me I had to drop the "Invasion" or I would be fired...so I did what I always did..i told the bitch EXACTLY what I thought of her and walked out..."


(08/19/05 18:40:09 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: JEWCW international or AWX was born on the mistakes Bubba and Alexis were doing to XWA..they were running it to the ground and Buba would not open his mouth to stop her...as luck may have it..others felt that way too..before long..Jon Bundy,...Nemesis...Carnage...Mason...all left XWA...so I was contacted by JEWCW to do a show stateside and thats just what we did..we opened the competition..and we stuck it to them..HARD..


(08/19/05 18:43:20 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: now befor we go on...~grinz~ care to tell us Exactly what you thought of her? ~the Fans Cheer Slut over and over~ yes we know that already but we need to hear it from the mans monuth.....Now do you think Bubba or should i Say Alexis stoped the "Invasion" idea because she didn't come up with it?? and yes you did stick it to them over and over, care to share some of the better moments you had sticking it to them?

(08/19/05 18:50:53 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: Soon we struck a deal with the Shaman 7 network and we opened JEWCW to the world...XWA nearly wet themselves..they had us written off ..they told us we would fail..they called us garbage..they interupted our matches...EVERYTHING..but we just ended up getting bigger and bigger and XWA began to fall apart at the seems..then it happened..we began openly parodying them. You see we were doing something completely foreign to them..WRESTLING..they were running a soap opera...weddings..love triangles...terrible announcing...so we took that garbage and coined it.."Coffee Talk Bullshit" and it was actually "Mason" aka Bonesaw...*Loud cheers* who came up with the idea that we should openly mock them...so it began..the first parody was myself in a match against.."Bubbalicious" and he was lead to the ring by the ultra annoying Alixilicious..who did nothing but bitch ..complain and tell Bubbalicious what to do...sound familiar? Safe to say I whipped his ass in short time..not before Alexis and her gang interupted proceedings and threatened to have us thrown off TV. So we did what we had to do...we doubled the parodies..openly mocking their biggest star..Crimson was "Big Red" , Honey was a caffiene addicted Coffe shop junkie named "HoneyDew Mellon" your buddy Kane became "Honeys Boyfriend ..Blane Newhart"...it got under their skin. We all played a part..Jimmy our announcer did digs at their stuff evcery chance we got..we mocked honey haveing her "Baby"..anyone know what happened to the child? They were losing it. XWA officially banned JEWCW from ever coming into XWA arena and they began to not acknowledge us..before long..Alexis up and quit..and then Bubba quit..4 times..CHECK MATE.

[T.E.W.]

(08/19/05 18:57:03 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~chuckles afew times~ yes the Parodies we some of the funniest things i have ever seen, and yeah my "buddy" ~rolls my eyes at that~ Kane's parodie was the best till i seen the last one with the Death of XwA, I doubt i have ever Laffed so Hard in my life ~smirk~ well anuff blowin the hapy smoke up your ass Krull lets get down to the Nitty Gittie of things, more up to date things, Like Buying RwC and saving the Fed only to have to taking right outta your hands, was that one of the reasons you desided not to come to Shock Jock with the Honey Coombe?

(08/19/05 19:07:00 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *The comments strike anerve as I get up off the couch..fists clecnched..but a stage hand begs me to sit down I sit back face blood red with anger* "I suggest you watch what in the hell you are saying..got it kid? Why did I buy RWC? Because Krull Valhalla had already "Killed" the XWA..I had then went and put RWC out of commission as well..however..they had a few talents over there a few of my bokers were interested in...they suggested that I buy the company out of bancruptcy and I did..little did I know that this cess poll in Little Rock was one of the biggest wastes of money I ever had. I assigned a "Executive producer" to change the concept of RWC and it worked..finally people started to watch again..interest was back..then that bitch "Honey" sandbagged me..she wanted her "Company" back..she annoyed me so much..I had a stipulation put in the deal where I would fire her if RWC lost..and she would regain control of the company if my guy Lex Legacy lost...well it appears Lex had a little too much to drink that night and dropped the ball..Lex lost to a masked nobody named Lazarus..and RWC was back in their hand..so I washed myself dry of it all...its done..I never want to see that bitch EVER again. EVER..you got it. When you invited me to go on this show with her..FORGET it..I would have been up on murder charges. I have too much respect for myself than to soil myself sitting next to THAT woman.

(08/19/05 19:12:11 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~smirks and watches as you get worked up and "Tell me" to watch what I'm Saying~ O.k. don't have a heart Attack old man, AwX still needs you around for now, and you seem to be alil Harsh on Lex Legacy, he Gave it his all and put up a Hell of a Match.....but why then didn';t yoyu do the match yourself, you know "Make sure" you win, or where you Busy that night, and if you Want nothing to do with "That" Woman, then why have one of your Boys Take on one for Her's in Kane Darkheart ~Takes a bottle of water and starts to drink~

(08/19/05 19:19:49 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: 'Darkheart likes to run his damn mouth...ill tell you my thoughs on him in a bit...TONIGHT..I am going to deal with one problem I have in my side Bonesaw Jack...as soon as I done outwrestling him...then Mr. Darkheart has a few "Issues" me and him have to settle..you see Darkheart is an anomily...he took a company that was dead from the start and did something miraculous..he dug it up a second time and killed it again! DWF was the epitome of how NOT to do business...as for me NOT working the match to save my beloved RWC...I told you..wrestling in a Nirvana cage..is NOT my idea of a good time..anyone who has ever been in one knows what I mean..I was in one..against XWAs Crimson at their first ever PPV..title for Title..XWA vs. JEWCW..in Nirvana..it was the most brutal match I have EVER been a part of..so ask yourself this..is RWC worth Krull risking it all to keep it? RWC is not worth Krull getting up out of bed in the morning let alone blowing up in a damn cell....so I called Lex..who was apparently the only one on the roster "Stupid" enough to go down to that bingo hall and fight*




KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: 'Besides by the time Laos done with Kane there wont be enough of Humpty Dumpty to put back together again...getting the big picture son?


(08/19/05 19:25:47 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: Yeah Pops we Get it ~the Crowd starts to chant Pops over and over~ the big Picture was you could put your money on the table but not yourself, didn't have the balls to do another match of that Caliber, and thats understandable what with someone in your age bracket, but thats o.k. we have Resopect for what you have done for the Rp wrestling world, ya know NOT what your unable to do nowadays.....~he smirked as the Crowd reacts to all of this~ Now you said you you would touch on Kane Darkheart, i wanna heart your Thoughts on this, on the whole Kane DwF Will Micman thing.

(08/19/05 19:36:31 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *Sits back grinning knowing you are trying to dent my armor* "I know what you are doing kid..I have dealt with too many punks like you to get bothered by your rudeness...now Will Micman...honestly..I never got the guy. Here is a guy who bragged about being the best..having the best talenty..having the best action..but had none of that? The guy was obviously on another plane of existence..Will Micman will go down in this industry as the WORST promoter and the best car salesmen ever out there..cause even with nothing going on..we all still tuned into see what they had planned...He built his company against Darkheart..a guy who carried the company in its troubled times..a decent worker who has no business sense and combined both guys and you had a promotional nightmare..a dead ego fest that went NOWHERE! Will Micman became so consumed in being Will Micman his own comapny devoured him..you know about that Mac..you drove the final nail in his coffin and through his forehead..*

(08/19/05 19:46:31 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~the Fans start to chant Die DwF Die~ sorry Folks MacDaddy Done Layed the SmackDown on that, it anit die, its DEAD....sad thing is Pop You Anit ever Met Anyone Like The MacDaddy What I have Done With T.e.W. so Far is Was going to Do with DwF and Let That Lil Shit take the Credit, and why come i love the Sport like you do.....Only thing is Krull Back in the Day you WE'RE it, and AwX was it..........N Gen anit the Next Gen T.e.W. is anlong With the MacDaddy ~the Fans Start the T.e.W. Chant~ now befor you go on and get yourself in to a huff and need to take a pull off your oxygen tank in the Back, ~the Fans start to Laff~ Its time tio play the Name Game ~lites a new smoke and looks you dead in the eye~ Bubba Reily ~the Fans start to Chant Clown Ass~

(08/19/05 19:51:05 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *Gets off the couch and begins to leave...but is told to go back by production crew..I turn around Snapping. Bubba Riley? When I knew him..he was knowledgeable...but totally pussy whipped. He did do his thinking for him..Alexis did. He quit so many times he became a joke really. His XWA died and he let it. I blame Bubba for letting the cancer spread. Bubba is one small pace ahead of Will Micman cause Bubba did have some success"


(08/19/05 19:53:56 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~smirks as the chick in the armor becomes a chuck~Well stated, bubba did do something, he gave you the Launchin pad for All this ~points around as the Fans Chant AwX~ and I'm Glad you Brought her up cuz Alexis is the next name on the List


(08/19/05 19:55:44 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *grins and looks into the camera* "Literally the WORST wrestling GM EVER. No clue whatsoever about booking a company. Absolutely the WORST of THE WORST. You can actually thank Alexis when you see her she is the reason AWX is here today. That is one bitch I would love to ram my fist down her throat..next


(08/19/05 19:57:13 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~laffs at that~ oh thank you been waitin to hear that, next would be Demonica ~the chants of dumb ass start to fill the stands~

08/19/05 19:59:45 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: Probably went to the Alexis school of popularity. I didnt work under her but the way she ran a company sucked..she would however be a perfect to work in the DWF...wait thats closed..shit..so is XWA..*Waves to the fans* "I am sorry..realy I am..i didnt mean it" *Grins looking at you* Demonica doesnt lisetn to her people..a wrestling company is a group effort..not one persons way..wake up sister and realize that


(08/19/05 20:01:07 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~the is so very true, not one person makes this work we all do ~the fans cheer~ Now...what abot BoneSaw Jack


(08/19/05 20:04:29 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: A son of a bitch.a sick bastard..crazy...as a wrestler..he couldnt lace my boots..a great "Stuntman"..he couldnt cut it in my school years ago..now tonight..ill show ya exactly what kind of a wrestler Bonesaw is when I embarrasss him...however... a brilliant mind. AWX probably as much as I hate to admit it wouldnt be around if it wasnt for his help. We have had a falling out..one I am going to take care of tonight..so I hope he brings that brilliant mind and shows the world on PPV who the real big shot is in this damn company. "


(08/19/05 20:06:40 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: Myself i think Bonesaw is gonna kick your ass but thats beside the point. ~The Fans Chant BoneSaw~ what about the man who's shoot cloumn i as you know hit very offen Meng Lao

[T.E.W.]

(08/19/05 20:08:19 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: Meng Lao is a damn loud mouth..only problem is hes almost 300 pounds and breaks legs for a living..ill tell you what..you want to argue with a guy like that be my guest...."


(08/19/05 20:09:32 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: This is very True and the reason I only speak on the boards, kinda like my legs as they are ~grinz~ and what about The Big Red BadAss Crimson


(08/19/05 20:11:21 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: Crimson...you know creatively..he was one of the few who did something with the XWA..he was responsible for some of their best matches..I love the guy to death outside of this ring..but I think the guys a little burnt out at this point...hes losing alot of matches in RWC..seems like hes losing his fire.."


(08/19/05 20:13:29 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: Now alot of the XwA Talent went to the RwC, Crimson, The HeartBreaker, but i think RwC out did itself when it got Spaz ~the cheers of Spaz go up like wild Fire~ what are you thoughts on her?

(08/19/05 20:16:40 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: What do I think of Spaz Mac? Tell me..would you base a company on womens wrestleing? Would you create a belt when they have 2 women only to fight..would you have a woman ruin the lineage of one of your title belts by winning it? No you wouldnt. Spaz WAS the XWA in its dying days..talented performer who has no place in wrestling any more..shes like an extra screw to a big puzzle that no one can figure out where it fits..it has purpose..it helps keep things together..but no one has a clue how to book her. AWX could make her a star and not a blip on the wrestling map she is now.


(08/19/05 20:18:59 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~the fans yell Ouch at that~ I'll have to agree on that, but that again is beside the point, RwC's show stealer Troy Maskell


(08/19/05 20:19:21 ) Natalie {RWC Owner}{Is in the stands}
says to ALL: listens munching on the peanuts with a grin


(08/19/05 20:20:08 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: Maskell? Untested comodity. Seems to linger on the midcard..the guy has talent. A big mouth..a big ego..my kinda guy.


(08/19/05 20:20:37 ) Mike RWC{Is in the stands}
says to Natalie {RWC Ow: -plonkin down beside ya.. stealin a handful of nuts and watchin the show with a grin cause you weren't expectin me to be here-


(08/19/05 20:21:25 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~chuckles~ very true, now what about the man who Took RwC away from you in that Cage match you didn't have the balls to do again, the man Lazarus ~the Fans Pop at that~


(08/19/05 20:21:51 ) Natalie {RWC Owner}{Is in the stands}
says to ALL: chants Lazarus....Lazarus....Lazarus

(08/19/05 20:23:17 ) Mike RWC{Is in the stands}
says to ALL: -just laughs hearin nat and claps at the name-


(08/19/05 20:23:33 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *Glares at you* "You keep you damn mouth shut kid..I am this close away from slappin the taste outta yer punk mouth. Lazarus? RWCs new centerpiece. A good technical wrestler..wears a cheap mask..dresses up all pretty...that guy survived Nirvana..doing that he wins my respect as a professional.


(08/19/05 20:27:51 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: Look Old man I anit gonna shut up, You got up in Peoples Faces Well thats What I'm Doing, Deal with it or tuck your tail between your legs and take off to the back and wait to get your ass beat by Bonesaw....~smirks as the Fans Go Nuts~ NOW if your done trying to Act Hard,, we will move on, to the RwC Owners someone you enjoy to be around Miss Natalie Coombes and Mike Mercedes ~the Fans Pop~


(08/19/05 20:28:37 ) Natalie {RWC Owner}{Is in the stands}
says to ALL: snickers thinking this will be an interesting response


(08/19/05 20:29:05 ) Mike RWC{Is in the stands}
says to ALL: -sinks down in me chair.. just so people don't see me and i don't have to stand up-

(08/19/05 20:32:38 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: *Glares out into the fans* "Let me address something...If I had a dollar for everyman "Honey" has slept with I would have retired and packed up wrestling a long time ago. Nat Coombes is an annoying persistent little bitch that wont go away. I respect that but one day sweetie you and I will get in this ring and then we will work it all out. I V Maxed your ass dead once..and you bitch..you have another one with your name all over it. So call your boyfriend..who ever that maybe today and tell him Krulls coming for ya.. as for Mike...he deserves a gold medal for putting up with her bullshit. Mike is a great promoter and would be graet running a bowling alley. *Leans in oh and Mac..dont breath in my direction..I can still smell "Honey" on your breath..and I hate sardines..*Crowd boos and Ohhhhhs loudly at that stab*

[T.E.W.]

(08/19/05 20:33:42 ) Natalie {RWC Owner}{Is in the stands}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: laughs and yells and you have kind hair Krull.....the kind that grows around a monkeys a**


(08/19/05 20:34:12 ) Mike RWC{Is in the stands}
says to ALL: -gettin to me feet much to the shock of the fans here and yellin out- BRING IT ON YA FAG!!!


(08/19/05 20:35:41 )

Regina
{Is in the stands}
says to ALL: having not been able to help it I laughed at that.


(08/19/05 20:36:34 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: Now now Old man its one thing to talk shit its anything to try some on the MacDaddy, the MacDaddy Burshes everyday and his breath no longer smells like that Damn it! ~the Fans Laffs~ yeah shut up....now befor we leave the Land that is RwC.....Kane "Closet Case" Darkheart

(08/19/05 20:41:33 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: Kane darkheart..I will say this once..running a business with his buddy Will is absolutely clueless..he was a backbone of XWA and his shit with Carnage was some of the best promos and matches I have ever seen in any fed..I dont know how much guts the guy has..lets see if he shows up tonight against Meng Lao..prove to me Kane you are worth a damn..I dare you..you can brag and whine and cry..here s a damn kleenex ..get overyourself and get in the ring where you belong....personally I think hes back around in RWC to get another crack at "Honey"..you know what I am getting at Mac?"


(08/19/05 20:43:38 )
Da MacDaddy



Michael "Mac" Macleod
Co-Owner T.e.W.
{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT: ~can't help but chuckle at that~ Only time will time on that one....now we will move in to some of the TeW names, Like Kyle Kane


(08/19/05 20:46:03 )



KRULL VALHALLA
The Anti-Xtreme
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.
{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: Kane reminds me of a Jobber over on N gen J.C. Word..cept he doesnt know what its like to have competition...Kane is a midlevel competitor..I think he would be great in AWX..I am always in need of someone to set this ring up"" *Crowd moans at that one and begins a "Kyle Chant" I look out to the fans.."You boo me cause you know its true.."


08/19/05 20:27:51 )



Mac Daddy
TeW Co-Owner
Host Of The Shock Jock Hour
TeW

{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT:~smirks more now~ Yeah Whatever Ole Man you Know The MacDaddy and T.e.W. are the Next Step in the Rp Wrestling World, and You wish you thought of it ~the Fans start the TeW chant, grinin~ Now what are your toughts on one of the Toughtest Sons a ******* walkin Rock Hard Bill Jensen??






Krull Valhalla
"The Anti Extreme"
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.

{Is in the ring}
says to Da Mac Daddy:"Bill Jensen? You know what..hes one of the few guys you didnt blatantly RIP OFF of AWX...and you know what...theres a reason for that son. The marque says wrestling. If I wanted someone to drink beer..whos wrestling ability involves swinging a chair...and cursing out loud..I could hire a bum down the street to do that deal. Jensen doesnt know wrist lock from a wrist watch..and its painfully obvious why AWX doesnt have anyone in the "RockHard" mold. Are you getting the point kid...is it starting to sink in you little head.?

(08/19/05 20:27:51 )



Mac Daddy
TeW Co-Owner
Host Of The Shock Jock Hour
TeW

{Is in the ring}
says to KRULL VALHALLAT:~the Fans still Chant Rock Hard~ and now Krull apeople back stage have told me you got a bone to pick with the next name I'm about to ask, but what i need from you before i ask it is...relax yourself, if you need your heart pills from the Back we will get one of the lil jerk offs round the ring side to get you them...but what i wanna know is what are your Thoughts on T.e.W. Worlds Champ The Franchise ~the Fans start to Boo Right away~

(08/19/05 18:19:33 )



JOEY HUTCH
"The Hutch"
Voice Of The Xtreme
AWX

{Is at the announce table}
says to all: "I think he just hit Krulls achilies heel..The Franchise has been trying to punk out AWX in the past week and it is a call that AWX didnt even give creedence to. It seems at least one person in AWX was paying attention..and thats Krull..look at the look on Krulls face..my god he just hit Mac..OH MY GOD..Krulls trying to kill the guy..jesus..what in the hell is going on??"


(08/19/05 20:11:21 )





Krull Valhalla
"The Anti Extreme"
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.

{Is in the ring}
says to Da Mac Daddy:"*Having had enough of your attitude I get off my chair slapping you hard to the mat..as you try to get up I kick you in the ribs doubling you over. I grab you by the hair throwing you over the top of the coutch as the fans get in an uproar. I begin to destroy the set knocking over the chairs as I go on the attack..I get on top of you just wailing away at you as I drag you back to the middle of the ring ripping away at your shirt as you cover up as I continually wail away on your head just utterly battering you. I drag you to your feet whipping you off the ropes striking hard with a serious spine buster...I drag you to your feet as you struggle to stand. I lock you in the position for the V-Max (Rolling hanging BrainBuster into a sitout Fishermans suplex)..I drop you hard in the middle of the ring as fans boo wildly. I get up and grabs a mic standing over you leaning down in your face yelling at you. "Now you little punk..now you "get" the picture pal..this is AWX..not some minor league..this is what TeW will get everytime you dare show your face anywhere near a arena where AWX wrestles..you can send a message to Franchise and his little TeW buddies...if they want their ass whipped..they have to look no further..come on over..AWX will show you guys why...*Is interupted as the fans go absolutely wild..I look down the isle leading to the back as one of TeWs biggest names the Next Big Thing storms out from the back...my eyes widen as i step back from the laid out Mac Daddy...I look from side to side backing into the corner..holding one hand out as to stop him from attacking me..I brace for his assault as he sprints down to ringside to a thunderous ovation.

[T.E.W.]

JOEY HUTCH
"The Hutch"
Voice Of The Xtreme
AWX

{Is at the announce table}
says to all: "Krull literally tore poor Mac D into two pieces..this is an assault that is uncalled for. Mac actually got under Krulls skin..no wait..
My GOD..Thats TeWs THE NEXT BIG THING..hes here and hes coming for the D**M HEAD OF KRULL VALHALLA..
Listen to these fans..the roof is coming off the AWX Arena tonight!! And the head of the anti Xtreme may just come off as well!!"



"THE NEXT BIG THING"
T.e.W.
N Gen Draft Pick

{Is in the ring}
says to Da MacDaddy Mic: ~Busts outta the back and takes off down the ramp way and slides under the Ropes, getting Right up in Krulls Face, hearing you talk your ........**** like you always do, turning my head to look back at you, a gleem in my eye, turning my body quickly and clotheslines you, your body more or less fliping in mid air and crashing to the mat, Roaring at the Fans who start to BOO Loudly, and start with the popcorn tossing, ignorein the lil ****s and moves back to you, and grabs you round the throat and lifts you up ruffly, putting you over my shoulders looking to the fans who go all but silent, then then looks to Krull for the Thumbs Down, Nail the F5 on you through that ****tie lil coffe table of yours, jumpy back up and the Fans start to Boo and Hiss, throwing everything they can save for chairs in to the ring, stomping you and starts to rip and claw at your shirt, ripping it down the back, and rolls outsdie the ring, tossing of the ring skirting and looks for something and finding it a spray paint can, rolling back in the ring and shakes the can, Taging your Back with the AwX, and tosses the can to the Mat, standing over you with Krull our Arms in the Air~


(08/19/05 20:11:21 )





Krull Valhalla
"The Anti Extreme"
FUEL BRAND
X.C.W. Champion
A.W.X.

{Is in the ring}
says to The Next Big Thing: *The camera picks up my reaction as I laugh sitting in the corner as I clap along with NBTs assault."You see ..it goes a little something like this..you dont walk into hell unless you know the Devil...and even if you do....it may be one of your own friends who will sell you to him for 5 cents..Mac D..you and TeW just learned a valuable lesson..you can rip us off..you can call names..but we will simply just rip you in half.." *Slams the mic to the ground as the assault continues as we cut to a "Commercial segement"

(08/22/05 23:30:31 )



THE FRANKFURTER
The Hotdog Franchise
Both Oscar Mayers & Schneiders Have Dibs On His Soul
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: *The video screen flickers to live as the "Commercial Segment" begins..a black & white image of a hotdog shaped restaurant comes into focus..The image fades off the screen and is replaced with a live shot inside the restaurant of me sitting at a table with my body guard Mr. Biggot standing at my side wearing a baby's bib with a sippy cup filled with old English in his hand and a fake cigar in his mouth that blows out bubbles as The Oscar Mayer Weinner plays in the background..* "I bet you're suprised to see The Frankfurther "TuW's (Totally Unwatchable Wrestling) premier jobber on AWX PPV. You've sat through 30 minutes of fantastic action now it's time for me to bore you to death with my top ten reasons why TuW is better than AXW! This stuff is fact..it has to be when in comes from me the biggest..."


(08/22/05 23:31:43 )



MR. BIGGOT
I've Got F*cking Tourettes
The Frankfurter's Body Guard
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: cuts you off in mid sentence as I succumb to an attack of Tourettes.* "A*SHOLE!.. A*SHOLE!.. F*CKING A*SHOLE!" * I look away saying "sorry" as you give me an angry look. grabs my sippy cup taking a drink.*



THE FRANKFURTER
The Hotdog Franchise
Both Oscar Mayers & Schneiders Have Dibs On His Soul
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: "#10: Krull Valhalla..The Owner of AXW is named Krull? Well I loved the movie "Krull The Conquer" I'd have to rank at a close #2 in list of all time favorite movies just behind Rock Remmington's "Lightining in Paradise" Valhalla? Thats the land of the dead in Greek Mythology? Right Mr. Biggot?"


(08/22/05 23:33:30 )




MR. BIGGOT
I've Got F*cking Tourettes
The Frankfurter's Body Guard
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: uh..Valhalla is the land of the dead in Norse Mythology Fra..Fra...DUMB A*S! DUMB A*S! DUMB F*CKING IDIOT! ...sorry boss."


(08/22/05 23:34:29 )



THE FRANKFURTER
The Hotdog Franchise
Both Oscar Mayers & Schneiders Have Dibs On His Soul
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: Ahh what do you know you failed Kindergarten..come to think of it..so did I. Wait a minute..Krull and his boys put off a better wrestling show than us..so he can't be a reason why TuW is better than AXW..ah the hell with lets move on to the # 9 reason why TuW: I don't get any TAIL...er wait I miss read that.." *looks a the rumpled piece of with notes on it squinting at it." Ahh I mean to say.. Where's the TAIL? There ain't no women in AXW! Without women there ain't no Coffee Talk..Every fed needs Coffee Talk! What's wrong with you people..you need women..women like my Sassy!" *looks off screen and shouts "Come over here Love Dumpling!" A woman with a heniously ugly face and a huge ass walks into camera view practically blocking out the camera..The Camera zooms out to accomidate Sassy's Ass..*


(08/22/05 23:35:50 )



Sassy McAssy
Lets Get Cheeky With It
The Frankfurter's Main Squeeze
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: *Walks pass The Frankfurther knocking Biggot's Sippy cup, a set of salt and pepper shakers and a bottle of ketchup off the table with my ass I sit to the table using 2 chairs one for each ass cheek..I then tease the fans slowly lifting my skirt over my ample posterior..The fans let out a disgusted groan and immediately start a "COVER YOUR ASS" chant..*


(08/22/05 23:36:51 )




MR. BIGGOT
I've Got F*cking Tourettes
The Frankfurter's Body Guard
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: *Picks up my Sippy..* "Hi Sa...Sa..SKANK! SKANK! UGLY A*S B*TCH!...I'm sorry Sas..Sas...FAT A*S! FAT A*S! HAIRY FAT A*S!..Sorry."


(08/22/05 23:37:27 )




THE FRANKFURTER
The Hotdog Franchise
Both Oscar Mayers & Schneiders Have Dibs On His Soul
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: "Look at this fine specimen of a woman people! How can AXW work with out something like this! Don't get me wrong I like **** as much as the next guy..but..but.." *Pauses for a moment wondering if I said that out loud* "..no no thats no good AXW gets along fine without any women they have actual wrestling instead of Coffee Talk and Cybersex...Oh well lets move on to the # 8 reason why TuW is better than AXW: Look at the guys that wrestle here!" a picture of Bonesaw and a picture of Primal are shown on the screen. Looks at the pic of Primal first..A Blond haired Mexican guy? I love Blond haired Mexican men! They're so cute..ah..er..I mean he looks like a big loser..yeah thats it! A big loser."




MR. BIGGOT
I've Got F*cking Tourettes
The Frankfurter's Body Guard
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: Uh..Boss Primal is Samoan not Mexican and he could easily kick you ass Bos..Bos...FAG! FAG! FAG! BIG HAWKING HOMOSEXUAL!...Sorry Boss"


(08/22/05 23:39:31 )




THE FRANKFURTER
The Hotdog Franchise
Both Oscar Mayers & Schneiders Have Dibs On His Soul
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: *looks at the pic of Bonesaw jack..* "and Bonesaw jack..Let me tell you something abou...Wait Bonesaw Jack! What am I saying! He's great! Hey Mr. Biggot did you see his XWA Hardcore title match against Crimson?! That match was fantastic!...and lets not forget the match he had against Vejitto in Japan for the XWA Hardcore title!...A Classic!...Now what were we talking about? Oh right reasons why TuW is better than AXW lets continue with reason #7: PPV! Right now you're watching "Balls N All 2: Balls To The Wall" and after watching Balls N All 2 you'll need something to help you come down off your natural high..you know something to help you relax..to help you sleep..and that where TuW comes in with our snore fest entitled..."School of Hard NapPPS!!!!!" We will bore you to tears and we will cure your insomia guarenteed!"


(08/22/05 23:40:42 )



Sassy McAssy
Lets Get Cheeky With It
The Frankfurter's Main Squeeze
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: *sits there scarffing down hotdogs and scratching my ass unaware the camera is on me..I look up to see the camera pointed at me..I quickly pull my hand out of the ass of my pants and drops the hotdog..I look into the camera licking my lips seductively unaware that my mouth and cheeks are covered in mustard and ketchup.*


(08/22/05 23:41:39 )



MR. BIGGOT
I've Got F*cking Tourettes
The Frankfurter's Body Guard
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: "Boss I just realized something..so far AWX is better than us in every way..So what is the point of all thi..thi...SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! WE SUCK ASS!...Sorry Boss..I meant to say, What is the point of all of this?"


(08/22/05 23:41:57 )



THE FRANKFURTER
The Hotdog Franchise
Both Oscar Mayers & Schneiders Have Dibs On His Soul
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: "AWX? Did you say AWX?"


(08/22/05 23:42:26 )



MR. BIGGOT
I've Got F*cking Tourettes
The Frankfurter's Body Guard
A.W.X.

{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: "Yeah..AWX...Where did you think we were?"


(08/22/05 23:42:55 )




THE FRANKFURTER
The Hotdog Franchise
Both Oscar Mayers & Schneiders Have Dibs On His Soul
A.W.X.
{Is seen on the Video Wall}
says to ALL: "Well that explains it! It's no wonder we suck compared to them! But that means we're on the wrong **** show! Come on lets get out of here we gotta to find AXW!" *We get up to leave the restaurant as Sassy get up she accidentally hip checks a waitress carrying a full platter of food..The screen promptly freezes as the words “The Following announcement was Paid for By “AWX Parodies.” appears on the screen..The video screen then fades to black.*