Mac's Reply To Kane/Will

[MacDaddy]

I don't understand..
Why are you bein so mean!?
You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next 4 and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make you who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
Ok now I need your un-divided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this,
Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?
I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me
Is it just because...

You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line
I was going to say something extremly important
But I forgot who or what it was
I fucked up,
Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I FUCKED up ain't it?
That I could bust one take
Without lookin at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth ok
You're drooling, you have tooth decay
You're mouth is open,
You're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch,
A bunch of sweets or somethin
What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
You're tooth is rottin through the gum
Your breath stinks,
Want to chew some gum?
Yes I do sir what am I on?
You sir are on ??
MacDaddy I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarassed
I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out
Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
Mean things, is my own insecurities!

You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like
When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like
Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror
Notice the resemblance here?
Wait let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you
I know you're not happy,
I know you'd much rather see my lying
In the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
There's no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
Why are you even doin this to yourself?
It's pointless,
Why do we have to keep on going through this?
This is torturous
My point is this, that if you say mean things,
You're weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is..

You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Fuck off my dick

[MacDaddy]

The screen opens to To MacDaddy Sittin behind his desk, Always the Smooth Pimp, that smirk on his lips

Greetings From The Office Of T.e.W. I'm Michael MacLeod, or as everyone knows me The MacDaddy. In the last Few Days Myself, members of its Roster, and T.e.W. Itself have come under fire, From the Flame Report From AwX Sayin We're "at War" with DwF and Rw-Co op, This is as Far From The Truth.

Where I Myself think That the Owners Of Each Fed Are Less Then Cow Shit, T.e.W Wishes DwF and Rw Co op the best of Luck in Everything they do ~Grins~

With that Being Covered, I will Adresses This lil tif Will Micman and his Boyfriends John Little Bear and Kane Darkheart have with Myself and Kyle Kane and T.e.W

4 words for the Lot of ya GET-OVER-IT-ASSHOLES you have bigger things to worry bout then what me and T.e.W. are doin since hookin up with the Typhoid Mary of Wrestling ~again he Grins~

And Speaking Of You Nat, ~he chuckles Softly~ All I can Say is No matter how many times you change your face, the REAL you shines it's way through, True to form.

~leans back in the Plush Leather Chair, putting his hands behind his head and kickin his feet up on the desk~ No Matter HOW many of you Hate on T.e.W. or ANY of Our Members, We gonna still Roll On, We gonna Still Kick ass, and We gonna do our OWN thing, Not Sell out to Black Windows ~brings 2 fingers to his lips and kisses them, then makes the peace sign to the Camera, and winks as the Screen goes black~